jit eye
1.) when a woman gets semen splooged in the eye or eye vacinity;
2.) one who is not good at cumguzzling
2.) one who is not good at cumguzzling
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fire-eyes
The victim of a spooging attack in the eyes where the spooger hands the victim a glass of high-percentage alcohol instead of water.
Chinese Eye Changer
The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.
Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.
Chinese Eye Changer by magnumdefense January 28, 2013
bug eyed cum nugget
bug eyed cum nugget by glippy flippy September 6, 2014
dutch eye dilemma
The act in which two lazy eyed people lock opposite dead eyes creating a catatonic state in which time travel is possible.This state can only be broken by throwing ice water on both dead eye combatants
dutch eye dilemma by Dutch Sana March 10, 2015
If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth
An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden]/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010