Eat at Daddy’s

What famous rock stars say when they meet Madonna

Madonna: Good Dog, Borderline! Oh, hey Corey Taylor!

Corey Taylor: Eat at Daddy’s!

Madonna: Isn’t your dad dead?

Corey Taylor: Well, Yeah, But the restaurant is probably owned by somebody else’s father. Not Mine.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018

I'm yo daddy

Friend whos yo new daddy

Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom

by godgody June 10, 2020

Daddy

My daddy bought me a Lexus and i suck his cock even though He’s 73.

Wow he’s such a daddy

by Daddylongleg20 June 29, 2022

I.T. Daddy

An I.T. Daddy strictly does I.T. house calls for 40 plus women with father issues. He'll screen calls all day waiting for the perfect divorcees and cat ladies as he finds them easier. After fixing their issue he will offer to upgrade her home ethernet lines to Cat6a cables so he can use her old ones to tie her up and make a swing to hang her from. He often leaves them tied up if the don't follow every command to a T.

"He upgraded my internet and lasted longer than my ex husband. He's my I.T. Daddy"
"I didn't listen to I.T. Daddy last night and my roommate had to untie me when she got home."

by TheOneTrueSpartanKick November 26, 2024

Chain daddy

An act of vengence from a biker involving being dragged behind the motorcycle by a chain.

Jeff took Mikes woman for a ride on the back of his motorcycle without Mikes permission. When Mike found out he took Jeff for a chain daddy drag behind his motorcycle.

by never mind who I am May 6, 2012

Daddy

1. What a young child calls her father
2. A sexual kink that makes people horny, so they will be called daddy abd this helps guys get horny and girls will often also say it during sex

1. “I love you daddy.”
“I love you too baby”
2. “Yes, daddy, give me more!”

by XxHeyxX May 18, 2018

Daddy Seahorse

When a gay bottom purges the semen out of a their ass after having anal sex.

That was fun, now I gotta go Daddy Seahorse your load out of me.

by zackofballs January 4, 2024