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Shaw Canada

another crappy Canadian telecommunications company like bell canada. They have ridiculous customer service and WILL sell you short and/or trick customers.
I called Shaw Canada to get up my internet connection back up, but they refused to do it. I just wanted to play Fortnite!
by alco3 February 25, 2019
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The Canada Water

The sex act of chocking a girl until she passes out and then penetrating her until she regains consciousness. Bonus points for doing it in public places like tube stations.
Have you tried Canada Water?

Haha what?

You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.
by CIG-Ibiza June 17, 2019
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Mostly Canadian black bear

A black bear that is mostly found in Canada... that's just it.
WOW! Look at that big mostly Canadian black bear, I wonder if it has any maple syrup.
by kkksupreme June 18, 2019
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New Canaan

new canaan is a place that when you live there you realize that...

In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.

Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.

Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.

You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.

Definition of the girls in one word is visco.

Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.

School is a lot harder than you think.

Lacrosse is overrated.

Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.

Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
by ka 11 June 26, 2019
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Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
by highlandblade April 5, 2019
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Going Canadian

When a (usually baked) person snacks deeply or participates in conspicuously Stoney behavior. Also “ Gone Canadian”.
Bob was straight up going Canadian on the Pepperidge Farm last night!
by Salt City Sage August 7, 2019
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The Canadian Milkshake

A milkshake consisting specifically of McDonald's breakfast, including: Orange Juice, Sausage and Egg McMuffins, Hash Browns, and coffee of consumer's choice. Serving size may vary.
On Thursday morning, after class, I enjoyed a nice lukewarm Canadian Milkshake. The Canadian Milkshake
by NevrgunnagivUup October 24, 2019
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