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Parked

Something boring.
A parked car cannot move and thus it’s boring
“omg it’s not even lunch yet? Damn this day is so parked”
by MrLonely911 April 27, 2024
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Kadina park

"Kadina Park: A mythical realm where Damo's behind-the-back passes have a tendency to venture out of bounds, possibly due to his prolonged stays at the truck stop. Approach with caution, as you might find yourself in a game of basketball where the only thing harder to find than the hoop is Damo himself, who's likely hiding in the bushes, contemplating his next elusive move—whether it's on the court or in his pursuit of unsuspecting victims
1. "Damo's brisket was the stuff of legends in Kadina Park, but sadly, it remained as elusive as his behind-the-back passes. Some say he got lost at the truck stop, seduced by the aroma of smoked meats, forgetting the game altogether."

2. "In Kadina Park, Damo's absence during game time was blamed on his frequent 'pit stops' at the truck stop, where he allegedly got distracted by more than just brisket. His teammates wondered if they'd ever taste his legendary cooking, let alone see him on the court."

3. "While everyone eagerly awaited Damo's arrival at Kadina Park, he was on a wild goose chase for soggy Sao's, leaving his teammates wondering if he had a secret craving for more than just snacks. His elusive presence left them hungry for both his brisket and his slippery moves on the court."
by Kadinabjuljabar May 28, 2024
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theme-parked

An exceedingly sanitized, controlled setting that rings false
VISITOR: Dude, what happened to all of the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans in the Times Square area? This look likes a shopping center mall!

RESIDENT:The strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence...
by 415man94102 April 20, 2011
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Smith Park

The park where bullshit happens related mainly, twin valley south related. Fight typically happen. And frequently penises are drawn there
Wow, I really want to beat the Shit out of John at Smith Park
by Shlatt poo December 7, 2021
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Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!
Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe
by Matt parke May 26, 2021
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Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.
" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"

" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022
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PARK IS 8E

IS SO SHIT
EWWWWWWWWW IM IN PARK IS 8E
by Bbalbkabka May 31, 2023
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