dink doink

My favorite (crypto) coin

"Dink Doink, you're my favorite coin"

by Mewples June 15, 2024

Gronk Donkey

An especially big gronk, more than likely an ugly gronk. An idiot.

That woman Maryanne is a gronk donkey frick meeeeeee!!!

by Bimbam69 July 8, 2024

On donk

(Of a person) Hip, suave, and street smart. Politically radical.

(Of an object or event) Enticing, desirable.

Related: donkey-brained, donked up, hehaw

Did you read the Chappel Roan interview in NY Mag? Dude, she’s actually kinda on donk.

Damn, these Slovenian cigarettes are on donk! He haw.

by cool_hole September 12, 2024

doodle donkey

doodle donkey is a noun that can describe one person (singular) or a group of people (plural). To use this word to describe a group of people, it must meet the requirements of having males companions within the group as well.

“Is Erika’s doodle donkey coming?”
“Let’s hang out at Karen’s with doodle donkeys”
“Sedney’s doodle donkey will be late.”

by sedneyed January 21, 2026

Swamp Donkey

Billie Eilish.

Billie Eilish is a swamp donkey.

by GanjaBreadman February 6, 2026

Jizz donkey

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

human 1 : Jizz donkey human 2: God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

by Kiffytheapple February 13, 2026

Slonky Donk

A long big dickity tht flops

That boy john has the biggest slonky donk ive ever seen

by Anjali1024 February 15, 2026