chicken dick

having a dick like a neck of a chicken simular to the turkey dick

that chicken dicked son of a bitch just stole my girl and cornholed me!

by scott January 17, 2004

chinese dick

A made-up stereotype repeated by people who most likely have not seen that many actual erect penises, that is rooted in deep insecurity, ignorance, and xenophobia.

Version 1:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? I wouldn't know. I don't have much experience with other men's penises.
White guy: (shuts up)

Version 2:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? How do you know? Did you suck on it last night?
White guy: (shuts up)

by Fearless November 12, 2008

dick inhaler

one who inhales the cock into the mouth

ey lemme see that... *ffwwoommp*....

by SIC April 11, 2004

raisin dick

when a girl sucks on your dick so long, that your penis gets wrinkly like a raisin.

This girl sucked on my dick so long I got raisin dick!

by vail333 December 9, 2008

Dick Pic

When your dick takes a picture of you unexpectedly.

My penis just took a dick pic at me

by mrbambam September 3, 2017

clown dick

A disproportionate or oddly shaped penis that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. Also refers an actual person with a clown dick.

Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock... <zip>
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.

or

Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.

by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009

wigger dick

another name for a white person acting black thinking they're the shit and that they're all hard. but they're not

WD-damn foo chil or i'll kick your ass fo shizzle ya herd.
white person-fuck off wigger dick.

by BrittneyRaye July 10, 2007