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December 3 

GIVE UR GIRL UR HOODIE!!!! "i still remember the third of december, me and ur sweater" - heather, conan gray
Boy: Here's my hoodie
Girl: why?
Boy: Its's december 3rd!!!
December 3 by bleepbloopblah December 13, 2023

December 13

A day where you can be racist to blacks for black people all day.
John: whats up Black Jimmy: what you say yo?
John: remember its December 13. Jimmy: ohhhhhh
December 13 by W4VVY December 13, 2023

December 16th 1991 

Don’t bring this up with a guy with a metal arm he might have offed your parents. #hailhydra
Zemo : mission report December 16th 1991
*fight breaks out*
*orphan beaten up*
*friends split up*
*metal arm is destroyed*
December 16th 1991 by McGremz December 13, 2023

DECEMBER 14TH 

Todays the day where you can be as delulu as you want and everyone has to go along with it!
Harper:He totally likes me! He said hi to me in the hallway!
Gabby: no he doesn’t??? He doesn’t even know you?
Harper: it’s December 14TH your supposed to agree with me!
DECEMBER 14TH by Delulusolulu December 14, 2023

December 19 

National slap the shit out of someone with a slab of concrete day
Me: hey dude it's December 19

Martin: oh shit

*Martin gets hit with a slab of concrete*

Martin: I have been hit with a slab of concrete owie
December 19 by Large peanus December 18, 2023

December 19th 

National Punch a Ben Day! It's a day where you can punch anyone with the name Ben. Let all your anger out and have fun!
"Hey Ben, guess what day it is!"
"December 19th..."
"Yeah, and thats national Punch a Ben Day!"

*proceeds to punch Ben*
December 19th by kmanster December 19, 2023