Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".
by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022
Get the Anal Pew-Pewmug. It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check
I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion
by TLVNYC March 21, 2020
Get the Anal Abortionmug. When you say a word too much that it becomes it's own word. Saying Analysis while on a marijuana-induced procrastination spree results in the following: Anal Sis. It refers to the act of either giving or receiving anal and then calling up your sister to tell him about it.
by spicymayobootyhole345 May 21, 2020
Get the Anal Sismug. The act of a girl putting pop rocks into her asshole and trying to reverse-digest them, with the pop rocks’ popping inside her ass.
)Laura): “Hey Cindy! Have you ever tried an anal slushee ?” (Cindy): “yeah of course, and I used the cotton candy flavored ones too!”
by Javenvapegod May 24, 2018
Get the anal slusheemug. by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014
Get the anal ornamentmug. by Mamamiji May 22, 2019
Get the anal asaultmug. When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .
Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"
by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017
Get the anal harvestmug.