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St. John the Baptist DHS

One of three Diocensan high schools on Long Island. Just a block from the Great South Bay, right on Montauk Hwy, in West Islip. St. John's or SJB is a great school with dedicated teachers and kids who love to have a good time. People are nice and its hard to fall through the cracks at this school.

Like most LI school SJB is big on athletics and some favortism can be seen, but not much. Teams like the boys and girls cross country team, boys and girls varsity basketball, badmitton, gymnastics, and boys soccer tend to compete very well within the catholic league and even States. These teams bring pride to the school and student always come out to a home bball or soccer game. the "red sea" and "whitout" are two popular themes to home games and it's truly a sight to behold.

There is also favortism for the exceptional student and you can always tell the AP/Honors kid from the average/"regents" kid. The school is a lot stricter than some other well known Catholic schools-rules which remain from the "drug age", while the student population has gotten better, the rules have not decreased a bit.

The mascot is the Cougar
St john's kids are often seen as stuck up or "elitist" because of the high tuition but the truth is most come from middle to upper-middle class families who sacrifice to send thier kids to SJB.

SJB's biggest rival in most sports is St. Anthony's Friars
sjb kid: you going to the boys game?
kid 2: yeah, you?
sjb kid: yeah we gotta wear red tonight, right?
kid 2: yeahh man!!! the Red Sea's gonna trash those friars!!!

kid1: hey i got in to st anthony's
kid2: suckss for you man!! if you wanna go to college go to St. John the Baptist DHS!!!
by longislandsound December 23, 2009
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A middle school in Lombard Illinois filled with stuck up pricks. Once you find out who the real person inside someone is they will stab you in the back. Teaches are really mean and lots are quiting.
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John McCrea secondary school

A school in Barrhaven well known for its High-Performance Athlete (HPA) program. If you belong in that program you are either a nobody or a popular self-centered asshole. If you are just a normal kid, your parents are most likely wealthy and you have a strong sense of entitlement. Most kids that attend this school come from the richer parts of town but half of them act as though they are from the hood. Most of these kids are white and will not hesitate to say the n-word and make multiple offensive jokes as they think they are funny. The other half think very highly of themselves and think that just because they are smart, everyone will like them. They act as though they are morally superior to everyone and capable of making 'right' decisions even though they have never experienced life outside of the suburbian bubble their parents have raised them in. The only plus side to this school is that the smell of shit doesn't linger long in the bathrooms as everyone likes to go there to vape.
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A fucking trash dump of cancerous fucking nitric acid.
The teachers here are fucking morbidly obese and the main bullies are either poor kids or the teachers. Most of my teachers were assholes to me, and I'm pretty sure it caused me to have a lot of problems with authority. I had and still do have mild autism and the teachers didn't care. They just treated me like the shit that comes out of their fat ass after they're done eating the dreams of children. The recess teachers don't even let you make gun noises outside and run around like most 10 year olds do. You get yelled at. The fucking school is microscopic and since I left they painted the school walls fucking neon and it looks like a fucking discotech.
John Weldon Elementary School is fucking misery, and caused me to have a lot of depression and anger. I cried because the teachers embarrassed me. I wanted to die.
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The greatest musicians ever.
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Dylan, better known as "monkey" or "great ape" is a young christian teenager with hopes of becoming a ufc champion.
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