Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother May 02, 2018

douche bog

The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect

'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back

by adamsgone April 18, 2011

douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior July 14, 2015

Douche drizzle

A word used to define someone worse than a douchebag, the contents that come out of the body after douching

He is a complete douche drizzle.

by K&B2018 September 13, 2018

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 04, 2017

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 04, 2017

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench May 13, 2012