National Suck Dick Day

On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.

"Did you know today was National Suck Dick Day

by Ettttettt May 6, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.

I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.

by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016

National Dick Sucking Day

September 17th

hey susan, it’s National Dick Sucking Day!!!

by davie1518 September 17, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

The Spinning Dick Suck

Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.

I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 15, 2017

suck-up

always does what another person says they should do, is never rude even if that person is rude to them and always speaks highly of them

Janet: Oh god, there they go again.. Don't they know how much of a bitch Bryan is to them?
Emily: Don't bother, they're a huge suck-up

by salmonskinroll March 25, 2022