pirson

a place where if you drop the soap nothing happens

-oops! i dropped the soap

-don't worry buddy this isn't prison, it's pirson. Feel free to pick it up

by amohotsugaka February 26, 2022

Peronka

Abbreviation, Noun - Short for PERvasive ONomastic Kinesthetic Affliction

A schizoaffective disorder recognized by the DSM-DRC and named/first diagnosed officially in Jan 16, 2021 by Dr. Al Edwards in Whitby, Ontario (Canada)

The 3 core symptoms of PerOnKA which are required for a formal diagnosis include:
-Dissociative Amnesia (The individual with PerOnKA may frequently, for example, ask what their name is)
-Ataxia Dramatica (Large, dramatic and apparently purposeless movements such as arms wildly flailing, frequent spinning or dramatic hand waving)
-Mania (Abnormally elevated energy levels)

Other common symptoms include, but are not limited to
-Abnormal vocal patterns (Such as wildly shifting cadence and inappropriately loud volume)
-Hypersexuality (In extreme cases, they are compared to animals such as hares or short-nosed fruit bats)
-Delusions (Tend to be very common amongst sufferers of PerOnKA, especially young adults)

Individuals with PerOnKA also tend to be taller and slimmer on average than their neurotypical counterparts

Currently, due to the recency of its discovery, little is known about the treatment of PerOnKA, although a diet rich in lemons seems to have a positive effect.

"The individual in question, who has been diagnosed recently with PerOnKA, is struggling mentally, as you can clearly see on this day." - Dr. A. Edwards
"What's her name? I know you just told me. Please be patient with me, I have PerOnKA."
"Contrary to misconceptions, kids cannot acquire PerOnKA by watching kids television shows. It is a condition, not an ideology."

by BJSD808 March 17, 2022

Persents

Idiots who can’t spell, drive, or respect others property.

NTKO persents first ever takeover meet.

by Cirbalfhr March 21, 2022

Parsonal

THe* personal influence and communal influentze and pervsuasion* of 'Church doctrines inimical to Life' upon people and Peoples.

One of the severel* foundations of Western Christendom, our present form of dominant Social Organization, is the Parsonal,

by PartisanZ April 10, 2022

Parsons

A Parsons is a girl who will always be on your side. As long as you never hurt them you’re set for life. Someone named Parsons is typically male, but a female Parsons is an absolute gem of a person. A Parsons loves to act and deserves all of the best roles. A Parsons is a dreamer, having big ambitions that we all hope will come true for her. She’s a stellar person and will be there for you if you do the same. She won’t accept any BS. She’ll call you out in a second flat. So it’s best to be truthful with her. She has the best music taste and will always get excited when you play a song she likes. She loves her friends and they would do anything for her. A Parsons is the kind of person you’d drive out to their house at two AM just to give them a hug and hang out cause they need it. A Parsons hates fake people and dislikes conflict. A Parsons worst enemy is a Leah. We all hate Leah. If you keep Parsons as a friend you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been. You’ll constantly want to hang out with them. A Parsons is the perfect example of a friend. You should get you a Parsons.

Person 1: Woah man! Did you see that girl over there? She looks really nice!

Person 2: Yeah! THATS Parsons, you should go talk to her she is really nice!

by Fartdad107 April 15, 2022

Pierson

He is the most caring, amazing, wonderful person on this planet. He is my best friend and my boyfriend all in one. He is the best, he makes me so happy. Everyday he makes me smile. His smile, his beautiful brown eyes, him, just makes my day always.

I love you
-S

mom: What are you smiling at
me: Pierson

by Shay rowland May 29, 2022

Persnickety

When someone is annoyed and slightly hostile.

Geez John, you’re getting very persnickety right now!

by Sir Gabe Itch July 4, 2022