The view of a man/woman appearing significantly hotter due to their occupation or lifestyle, such as MILF's and teachers
Gaz: Dude, the things I'd do to Miss Smith
Bernard: ah take a good look man, she's only contextually hot cos she's a teacher
Bernard: ah take a good look man, she's only contextually hot cos she's a teacher
by usain.lightning July 16, 2011
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After eating and drinking all night at Chapin's Patrick's mom passed out and received an enormous hot carter.
by Barney McCharlie August 16, 2011
Get the hot carter mug.A filthy sexual act performed by only the most deviant of perverts originating in the Savanna GA. region. It should be illegal and is punishable by death in third world countries. One must have long hair, be no taller than 5'3, and have the ability to perform some of the most advanced yoga poses in order to pull this off successfully and safely.
She is a good girl who was raised with morals and is full of character.... I don't know WHERE she learned to give HOT COVERS like that but I sure am glad she did!
by The one who gets death threats October 4, 2011
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Get the asuna is hot mug.During the act of coitus, said participants genitalia creates so much friction that the temperature of the genitalia nears boiling. At this moment, one participant inserts an egg into the vaginal cavity similar to usage of a kegel ball. After exactly 8 minutes, said egg is hard boiled and ready for consumption.
Chloe, aren’t you glad we did the hot chicken last night, because now we can wake to a tasty egg breakfast.
by Venice Vigilantes April 23, 2022
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