Mexican Pizza’d

A fresh, hot, melty Taco Bell Mexican pizza thrown at you causing burns and sadness!

Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.

by anonymous September 25, 2021

Mexican tomatos

A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,

1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos

by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022

Mexican Whipcream

The act of pouring hot melted wax inside of the Penis (urethra) right before ejaculation, then ejaculating on a girls face.

Yo bro, I gave my girl the nastiest Mexican Whipcream last night.

by Crack baby's baby August 10, 2022

Mexican porkchop

When you finish in your partners mouth, your so eager to want some more, you start tickling your partner, thus laughing so hard, the load comes rocketing out of his or her nose

Chad made Kyle a Mexican Porkchop

by Harry Carry November 15, 2011

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

Mexican jumping bean

A Mexican who has jumped over the border into the US to seek refuge and leave Mexico

guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border

guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there

by Señor Mexicano mano October 23, 2022

Mexican Popsicle

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.

Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"

by TheDarbster July 20, 2022