mafternooning

the group of times that are a few minutes before and after midday, but not midday itself

guy number one: "hey dude what time is it"
guy number two: "11:58"
guy number one: "its the mafternooning"

by pentagonanimates July 30, 2025

Lord Mantequine Himself!

An expression of frustration

"Lord Mantequine Himself would rail against this injustice!"
or simply:
"Lord Mantequine Himself!"

by Barrillo McLoganfieldman April 3, 2008

Pink Malteser

The name commonly referring to a small penis; Malteser being the name of a popular confectionery brand in the UK in the form of small chocolate balls.

"Wow, did you see the size of that guys cock?"
"Yeah, I know! It was about the size of a Pink Malteser!"

by Phantasium August 31, 2012

chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

Model-Malte

A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.

Model-Malte make your math homework!

by VMSE September 9, 2018

Ronan Malster

A massive lover of pigeons , especially stepping on them with his bare feet. If you’re in town and hear a random animal noise, don’t worry that’s just ronan having one of his autistic meltdowns

“ronan malster” oh yeah pigeon boy

by callumsdirtyunderwear August 6, 2019

The Maltempus Effect

An effect where the quality of a group or community deteriorates the longer you stay a part of it.

You think a community is awesome and flawless when you first join it, but as you stay longer and learn about it's wrongdoings, you begin to understand how flawed the server is. This will happen until you either accept the group for what it is, or leave it in disgust.

Friend: Hey, are you still a part of that one Minecraft server?

Me: Not anymore.

Friend: What? I thought you loved that server.

Me: Yea, until I realized how toxic the moderators were.

Friend: Must be The Maltempus Effect at play.

by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020