Cocky-Fish Itus 

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

Cocky-Fish Itus by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

Random Fish 

Random fish by DecoSuperman is a parody based YouTube channel name for action figure parodies. Action figures doing stupid stuff

Let’s watch random fish videos

Random Fish by DecoSuperman July 23, 2021

Looking fish 

Suspicious , acting fishy, looking like a suspect

My wedding ring went missing while my dead beat brother and his girlfriend were visiting. They left abruptly and now my always broke brother came into a chunk of money and goes on vacation. I can’t prove anything but the are looking fish.

Looking fish by YolandaCampbell August 9, 2021

69 fish

The fish in the Destiny 2 Last Wish raid that appear to be in the 69 sex position. This fallout is necessary in the Vault and Riven of a Thousand Voices encounters.

Player 1: “I have bird on branch”
Player 2: “That’s my left, I have 69 fish.”
Player 3: “That’s my right. Tree Antumbra, Rock Penumbra”

69 fish by StarFollower August 19, 2021

Mustard Fish 

Definition 1: A fish that is covered in mustard, or just has mustard on it.
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Definition 2: A fish that is the color Yellow.
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Both are equally unfunny, however, are only rage-inducing to those who have had enough of definitions similar to this one done by you, alá my ex-friends when i introduced Hungry Frog to them-

Definition 1:
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Person 1 sees Person 2 cooking, specifically fish fillet with mustard within the sauce on it.
Person 1: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 2 then gets very angry, and commits a Bravado Moment.

Definition 2:
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Person 9 and 7 are fishing together, Person 7 catches a fish which seemingly is the color Yellow.
Person 9: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 7 then eats Person 9 in a fit of rage.

Mustard Fish by DillonVentures August 22, 2021

Umbrella Fish

Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.

Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.

Umbrella Fish by Bands731 August 23, 2021

Chicken fish

Yummy food with feathers that can swim

Wow you are really a chicken fish

Chicken fish by Chicken fish145 August 30, 2021