Fart pad

when jocks or deush bags shave their heads and have a mohawk that doesnt go alll the way to the back of the neck,and is cut at the back of the top of their head

that blake kid thinks he is somthin with that damn fart pad on his head.

thats not a mohawk thats a damn fart pad!

by donnie1718 June 3, 2009

Slam Fart

To fart violently; a loud, vibration making, release of bodily gases.

He slam farted the whole couch.

by Dr. Kronner May 5, 2011

Fart can

A women that doesn't work and lives off of other people, usually doesn't own much. No ambition.

What a bunch of fart cans he has living with him.

by frozenbread15 May 12, 2016

Frog Farts

An expletive used to express dismay when you are in mixed or polite company.
A substitute for "oh shit!" or "fuck me!"

Frog farts! I just broke a nail!

by jsd9632 October 22, 2011

Fart Pocket

A situation where you are trapped in someone else dirty air. The phrase comes from the direct Afrikaans translation of “poepsak” pronounced “poop suck”

Example – When you climb on a packed Tube where someone has just climbed off but farted before disembarking leaving their fart behind trapped in the crowd leaving you to bear the full brunt of having to enhale the smell and not being able to do anything about it. The same as you can be walking down a busy street like Oxford street and while you are happily walking along, you will enter a “fart pocket” but unlike the tube you are able to escape this quite quickly by speeding up into the fresh air.

by Shagufta45 March 30, 2009

Popcorn Fart

An act that sexually appeals to certain people involving sticking popcorn up a girl/guy's rectum and him/her shooting them out by passing gas

Dude, i got my girl to do a popcorn fart, it was hot

by ousas32 January 25, 2010

ninja fart

blowing it at the worst possible time. messing up in the least expected way when everything else is perfect. picture a ninja on a mission. climbing buildings, jumping roofs, tiptoeing here and there. and just as he's right above some enemy samurai or something, at the most crucial time, the ninja rips a loud squeaky fart. buweeet!!!

i finally got alone with that chick ive had my eye on, but i proceeded to rip a ninja fart when i talked to the fifty year old prostitute instead.

by deezo May 9, 2005