Nut Balloon

When you have a pimple on one of your man danglers.

man #1 UUUGGGHHH dude my left ball is soooo sore
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls

by mister moosecock February 14, 2012

Nut-Lynch

When guys lift up their junk before sitting down in order to avoid sitting on their boys.

Man that guy just smashed his balls when he sat down.

Yeah he should have nut-lynched.

by Cruz Heimer January 8, 2009

nut run

1.A person who is useless
2.A drip of sweat that starts at the underside of your nuts where your ass crack starts and runs down your nuts getting your underpants wet.

Damn it is so hot I already experienced nut run.

by Eli March 4, 2004

Butt nut

The act of anal intercourse.

"Hey Matt I'd butt nut in Gabi so hard"

by Alktriofan43 July 14, 2014

No Nut Nineteen

A challenge where males will attempt to not masturbate for the entirety of 2019.

An estimated 10 males shall pass no nut nineteen

by koberon February 2, 2019

nuts on par

A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.

Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.

by Alfred August 23, 2006

Nuts-Faced

A common term used by fanatics of NCAA Football describing a severe instance of being out-schemed, or getting shit on by a Grand Scheme offense, usually in a shotgun set. Named so for the action of "Nuts to the Face" oft practiced by such football fanatics.

*Player 1 runs the passing play 4 verticals with Oregon's offense, passes to his X receiver, and completes for a 55 yd. touchdown*
Player 2, the defender, shakes his head in shame.

Observer--"Damn you just got nuts-faced son!"

Alternative Use--Nuts..........Face. (Rinse and Repeat)

by Rambler4B November 25, 2010