sex fruit

it's illegal to call your child sex fruit

mum: sex fruit
man: no

by weirdgoo September 14, 2019

Sex List

A list that a whore uses to remember who she had sex with

Joe: Did u see that pitsch was on danica’s sex list

Alex: No way bro

by ethanpitsch October 8, 2019

Minion sex

When you want to have sexual intercourse with a Midget with glasses

Me: Hello sexlady
Midget: Hey hotman
Me: want to have minion sex?
Midget: My name jeff, ofcourse

by Minionsexer August 5, 2019

Urban Sex

sex in the city

i walk into the city and WHATTTTTTTT
theres Urban Sex

by TheRealDictionaryPro June 4, 2018

Friendzone Sex

When you are ex's and become friends again, but kinda still have feelings. So you fuck a lot in a day or 2, to get it out of your system.

Ian and Cadey became friends after breaking up and had a 24 hour sex window or Friendzone sex. So they could be friends and not make it awkward.

by AlexNMarcie January 8, 2018

Massage sex

When someone goes into a massage room for a massage, but ends up having sex.

I stepped into the room to see a beautiful blonde girl, lying naked on the massage bed. God, she was so hot. There was only a towel covering her up.
Without saying a word, I began massaging her back. I couldn’t help but lift the towel the tiniest bit.

Before I knew it, she had pulled the towel off and pinned me to the bed.
“Hey daddy~” she whispered. I couldn’t stop blushing. “I didn’t come here for a massage. I came here to fucked...” she pulled me into a deep kiss. I began pulling my clothes off till I was completely naked.

I lifted her leg up and slid my hard cock down her pussy. She moaned and giggled. “The only reason I work here is because I want to have massage sex with sluts like you” I laughed.

by YourHoneyBoo January 2, 2020

Sex Poisoned

The state of being convinced after intimacy that you have romantic interest in someone you objectively do not.

I accepted his marriage proposal because I was sex poisoned

by OmiWan_10 February 10, 2020