Luke is a terrible person who messes with your heart but looks good in a ponytail. Also looks like Ed Sheeran's and shaggys love child.
by Asteiea January 30, 2022


The artificial eyelashes that one uses as umbrellas for the eyes, as to make sure none of the ejaculate or other shrapnel or fluids reaches the eyeballs directly.
She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).
by Drifton A. Way June 10, 2024

Suicide or Suicide.
The idealisation that no matter what you do, how you live your life, you will die. So either die living or kill yourself.
The idealisation that no matter what you do, how you live your life, you will die. So either die living or kill yourself.
by myemporiio August 8, 2025

A guy you financial supported introduces sex with you to then turn around and block you the next day and not pay you back
You: “wowww! Are you for real? n. A. S. Shaking my head.”
You: “wowww! Are you for real? n. A. S. Shaking my head.”
by Delicious Dolli May 17, 2025
