Penis Man

Penis man, the lord, and savior. The Man Himself. Penis Man is an ancient deity that comes from long long ago...
He rules over Penis Land and is at war with Poo Man, his rival. Poo man supporters are a plague to the Penis Man religion and should not be trusted. Currently, the 7th Penis war is going on.

If you were to show support for Penis Man, you would stand firm and yell "Hail Penis Man!!"

"Hey bob, how's it going?"
"I'm fine, what's up?"
"Not much, I just finished praying to Penis Man"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!

by The Fastest Asian Alive December 11, 2022

Fat Man

An extremely full colostomy bag .. (after the Nagasaki Bomb)

My colostomy bag filled up so much last night, I woke up with the biggest Fat Man. If that thing exploded the shit would really hit the fan.

by justafleshwound2 January 22, 2018

tiz man

A gimping black man with an extraordinary vocabulary (keeps a white girl at all times) and very often tight

Tiz man is tight again!

by Sexay stephe February 15, 2014

Sweetest of Man's

This is a word that is usually used to describe a guy that pretends to be popular af and tries to fit in with a certain group all the time. He might be getting girls easily with his looks but the truth is nobody is looking for anything long term with him and literally, everyone knows he's a player. he is that kind of guy that does not give a shit about anything and does not have a passion or a goal in life. When you talk to him he might seem like a hella sweet dude you would wanna be with but really he's just a fake A$$ b****

Daniel is actually the sweetest of man's

by procrastinatingunicorn October 27, 2016

The Tin Man

When you are about to enact in lude activites with your mate, and you realize niether of you have condoms. You go to the kitchen and grab the Reynolds Wrap. Wrap your penis in the tin foil and proceed with your activities.

Mary Ann, I dont have any condoms. But I'll give you The Tin Man.

by StainOnTheSheets July 7, 2020

Indoorsy Man

A male who thrives in the great indoors. These men are proficient at movie watching, snacking, and sitting. Their primary weakness is the sun and hate anything to do with camping.

At first, Tammy was apprehensive when she saw that her Tinder date was an indoorsy man. But once they settled into his reclining sofa with a bowl of nachos to binge watch The Office she realized it’s what she always wanted.

by GraveyardGuy August 20, 2019

Boss Man

A name for someone who works at a yard sale.

Guy: Het Boss Man how is it going?
Boss Man: Slow but maybe it will get better.

by Fuel483slow June 17, 2022