Chocolate Icecream

When you take a shit and it goes all over your ass cheeks.

Fuck, I'm having chocolate icecream

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

chocolate titshake

When you pour chocolate sauce in your mouth and proceed to suck on a pregnant women’s nipple, creating a chocolate titshake in your mouth.

My girls been a handful ever since I knocked her up, but at least I get a chocolate titshake once in a blue moon.

by biggeytree33 October 7, 2019

Forbidden Chocolate

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.

Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!

by Killercoke2 April 3, 2024

Chocolate

1. THE MOST DELICIOUS THING IN THE WORLD
2. Relieve menstrual cramps ( dark chocolate )
3. If eaten to much, turns to diarrhea
4. Way better than eating straight sugar (Nerds, Suckers, etc.)
5. The best thing to give to a female

1. Wow, this chocolate is great!
2. AHHHHH! These cramps are killing me, I'll eat this delicious, cramp-relieving chocolate to feel better.
3. Man, I ate way too much chocolate last night, diarrhea filled my toliet.
4. I prefer a Hershey to nerds.
5. He made me so happy when he gave me a box of truffles.

by ARG4445 February 18, 2018

Chocolate surprise

When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.

Yo, look porky the pig is giving Rocky Mountains a chocolate surprise.

by Android__64/99.21.44 April 18, 2020

Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.

I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!

by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018

Dubai Chocolate

When a wealthy Dubai gentleman pays a prostitute (usually a young American female with an Only Fans) a large sum of money to defacate on her.

"Muhammed really handed out those Dubai Chocolates to this weekend"

by HM151 April 10, 2025