wet rishi

a “wet Rishi” is a sex move where a tiny prick is struggling to remain upright covered in water while offering impossible guarantees of a good time.

friend1: what did you do last night?
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.

by brexitbritain May 23, 2024

Wet Willy

When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear

I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered

by Chloe Kimberly August 2, 2023

Wet nice

A term created on January 30th 2022 by the 2017 "Legends Never Die" fantasy football champ that mrans to get classy drunk or other forms of inebriation.

"I'm about to get wet nice and watch the game."

by Wordsofdawise January 30, 2022

wet dream

a nightmare that you wake up from, sweating and wet

"i had a wet dream"
"about who?"
"nobody, i just had a nightmare that made me sweat a lot."

by allenim May 20, 2022

de wet

De Wet is the Irish's answer to the tall dark and handsome stereotype. With his gorgeous ginger locks, boyish good looks and afinity for all things Pokemon, a De Wet will most certainly star in the fantasies of Jamaican Bobsled team-members. If you ever come accross a De Wet, be sure to catch em!

Person 1: "Sally, I met a De Wet last night... I was chasing a rare Pokemon and his ginger hair caught my eye"

Person 2: "Well I hope you caught him too!"

by BlackRose512 March 9, 2017

wet socks

the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him

person 1:ugh here comes wet socks

person 2.oh god
person 3. looks away everyone

by fuyuhiko'swife November 19, 2019

Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015