Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

human hot potato

someone who’s been passed around

me:”did you hear kristoff called jaime a human hot potato?”
jeff: what is a human hot potato
me: it’s someone who’s been ran through and passed around. how pathetic🤣

by fakiana grande February 3, 2026

Harold the potato

Harold the potato is me and my wifes child he shall forever be remembered with honor as he was fighting alongside me and his sexy asssss mama against the evil creatures in the after life.

Harold the potato from phasmo duh! stupid ahhh

by Tragiic March 7, 2025

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

Twice Baked Potato

When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.

by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025

Mashin My Potatoes

To be butt fucked by a person, place, or thing.

Hey devon these COD lobbies are really Mashin my potatoes.

by Richard Beater October 20, 2025