Frederick Johnstone 

A mere concept that no one understands but people have only figured out its a person who has many online personalities. His friends get annoyed at him for it, because it changes every couple of weeks.

Trent-What is the new Frederick Johnstone personality?
Sienna-I think this week it is Ku'kul'kan.

Frederick Johnstone by Edgy mcedgy November 13, 2022

Jolly Johnson2 

Jolly Johnson2 is someone who when given prime hydration he has the sh*** for decades

Damn Jolly Johnson2 drunk a bottle of Ksi Flavoured prime and he hasn't come out of the toilet for 10years

Jolly Johnson2 by Sub2GaminGravy March 19, 2023

Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.

I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.

Flonson Johnson by ManusMallard May 9, 2023

Gary Johnson 

the only candidate in 2016 who would respect individual rights and liberties including free speech and cannabis legalization

Gary Johnson is good, Clinton and Trump are both bigots towards LGBT people and racial minorities.

Gary Johnson by Libertypedia June 4, 2023

Boris Johnson 

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet

Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!

Boris Johnson by CatRyBou August 20, 2023

Hobos Green Johnson 

Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.

After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.

Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!

Hobos Green Johnson by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017

pulling the johnson

The act of masturbating.

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?

pulling the johnson by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018