Water Berthing

The act of cranking your hog while in a pool, for the sole purpose to swim with your undeveloped children.

" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"

" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."

by Ader Tistoff June 5, 2025

Uber Water

These are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that Uber drivers usually give you during a ride

Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft

by bringmethechicken March 1, 2016

Butt water

Water from the toilet this splash is on you when you clean

Water from the toilet this splash is on you when you clean
ii am a professional cleaner who has butt water all over her every day

by Christina Page July 27, 2022

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025

Powdered water

Substitute for regular water because normal water is banned in the Khan household

I understand that you must be sick of powdered water but I still can't let you drink some of my water as you are still a child of the Khan household

by Omar the almighty May 18, 2019

waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025

Eye watering candy

A twist on ‘eye candy’, but for a well endowed good looking man showing off his goods.

He was some eye watering candy to look at 🥵

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025