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Captain's Revenge

The disturbingly blue-green colored poop after eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries.
"Dude, I shat blue and green this morning!"

"You eat Oops! All Berries lately"

"Yeah..."

"Captain's revenge."
by A name not already being used January 28, 2012
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what's your angle?

synonym of "What's your deal?"

the speaker is asking the other person what his/her intentions or motives are, often in a cynical manner.

Think of it like chess, what view do you have of the situation? What's you're perspective on it? What're you trying to accomplish?
*friend never hangs out with group*
friend: "hey you wanna come hang out at my place?"
me: "what's your angle?"

disclaimer: I've never used this, I just found it on twitter and wanted to define it for us out-of-the-loop-ers
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Mike’s Dead

An amazing singer, never fails to make his fans smile, without a doubt has OUSTANDING music, is adorable, hilarious, and deserves all the love in the world because he is such an amazing human ♥️💞🖤👏
Go stream Mike’s Dead ‘s Spotify playlist and buy his music on iTunes because its the absolute BEST!!
by MikesDeadFan101 May 9, 2019
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What’s crappening?

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
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Apollo's Dodgeball

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.
"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."
by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022
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Damn that's crazy

When you pretend to care whatever the hell your friend is saying.
Friend: Ay, so last night, I saw this hot chick, then guess what?
You: What?
Friend: She looked at me and winked, bro!
You: Damn that's crazy.
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America's greatest mistake

The 45th, in my humble opinion, will be America's greatest mistake.
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