Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz April 25, 2012

Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 20, 2020

Wet Boy

A boy who acts gay/extremely feminine.
Somebody boys with no female friends are jealous of

"He is always with girls. What a wet boy"
"He can't fight because he's a wet boy"

by Moo Cho Di January 17, 2024

Wet dingo

To have a non dry dingo

Wow that dingo is not a wet dingo

by Chingy4200 June 22, 2022

Wet hotel

A person, typically passionate about banks, banking, money, office, academy, and music.

I am a massive wet hotel

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore April 04, 2021