hold my package no meat

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

by linda 1738 April 2, 2020

lubed up meat piston

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009

Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.

"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008

i beat my meat

A guy who jerks off

Last night I beat my meat to some porn

by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017

meat and cheese taco

When a guy cums and shits on a chick's tits, and procedes to titty fucking her.

"Man, yesterday I was so horny, I gave made myself a meat and cheese taco."

by Brian February 16, 2005

Flying Meat Reverse Tomahawk

Whe a girls legs are up over her head, the male standing facing away from the woman, bounces up and down and the penis is inserted with vigorous thrusting movements.

I would like to give you a flying meat reverse tomahawk baby, you'll orgasm for hours.

by Clucth Haskins November 6, 2007

Other Other white meat

Human meat

Hannibal was a fan of the "other other white meat"

by Nigetron January 14, 2010