Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.
Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.
Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.
Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 7, 2013
Get the Parking Lot Racingmug. by Itsmemiranda13 March 15, 2024
Get the Parkedmug. The act of exiting the theme park to meet in the car park for a bring your own prepared lunch because the prices are too high, the lines are long and the quality of food is often poor.
Have a great day kids and I'll see you all at 12pm for some theme park tailgate. Get a pass out at the gate and remember where the car is parked.
by Aussie-bloke December 8, 2013
Get the theme park tailgatemug. by MrLonely911 April 27, 2024
Get the Parkedmug. The cutest mochi in the world, also is the hottest guy in the world.
A supportive angel in this world.
A King, A Legend
A supportive angel in this world.
A King, A Legend
by chimchimjimin January 8, 2020
Get the Park Jiminmug. 1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.
by Jploppert April 21, 2018
Get the The Tim Parksmug. "Kadina Park: A mythical realm where Damo's behind-the-back passes have a tendency to venture out of bounds, possibly due to his prolonged stays at the truck stop. Approach with caution, as you might find yourself in a game of basketball where the only thing harder to find than the hoop is Damo himself, who's likely hiding in the bushes, contemplating his next elusive move—whether it's on the court or in his pursuit of unsuspecting victims
1. "Damo's brisket was the stuff of legends in Kadina Park, but sadly, it remained as elusive as his behind-the-back passes. Some say he got lost at the truck stop, seduced by the aroma of smoked meats, forgetting the game altogether."
2. "In Kadina Park, Damo's absence during game time was blamed on his frequent 'pit stops' at the truck stop, where he allegedly got distracted by more than just brisket. His teammates wondered if they'd ever taste his legendary cooking, let alone see him on the court."
3. "While everyone eagerly awaited Damo's arrival at Kadina Park, he was on a wild goose chase for soggy Sao's, leaving his teammates wondering if he had a secret craving for more than just snacks. His elusive presence left them hungry for both his brisket and his slippery moves on the court."
2. "In Kadina Park, Damo's absence during game time was blamed on his frequent 'pit stops' at the truck stop, where he allegedly got distracted by more than just brisket. His teammates wondered if they'd ever taste his legendary cooking, let alone see him on the court."
3. "While everyone eagerly awaited Damo's arrival at Kadina Park, he was on a wild goose chase for soggy Sao's, leaving his teammates wondering if he had a secret craving for more than just snacks. His elusive presence left them hungry for both his brisket and his slippery moves on the court."
by Kadinabjuljabar May 28, 2024
Get the Kadina parkmug.