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chocolate residue

The brown chocolate like substance on your wang when you pull out of his/her tang
She ate the Chocolate Residue right off my dick!
by Luke(Pookie) November 9, 2023
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Chocolate Milk#5896

Is that Chocolate Milk#5896!?
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Chocolate Trespass

Got some dick in bum last night, slipped my boy the chocolate trespass.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread
person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
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Deluxe Pizz and Chocolate Combo 3000

Deluxe pizz and chocolate combo (verb, noun)-When after a long day of work and not going to the bathroom, you arrive at home to your girlfriend, who is obviously horny, since you have been at work all day. She wants to immediately fuck, but you explain that you desperately have to go to the bathroom after a long day or work. She does not care, and forces you to do it with her anyway. Because you did not go to the bathroom, when you inevitably jizz into her mouth, you simultaneously and uncontrollably piss directly into her mouth as well, creating pizz. She screams at you and tells you to go to the bathroom while she tries to strand up to wash the pizz out of her mouth. When you stand up, you feel a heavy gurgling in your stomach, and proceed to let out the nastiest, wettest, smelliest, earth-shattering, most creamy chocolate fudge explosive diarrhea all over her face, adding your own special chocolate to the pizz that was already in her mouth. As she lies on the floor screaming as pizz and diarrhea run down her face and into her throat, you fortnite dance over her body as the police arrive to take you away to the insane asylum
Verb: I totally did the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 to your mom last night.
Noun: Your mom loved the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 that I gave her last night.
by CBTmaster69 February 23, 2021
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Chocolate banana

Me: Yo your proper peng, Chocolate banana.
Her: Ok ;)
by Adumbbitch July 24, 2020
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Chocolate snowflake

During anal sex, spraying whip cream into the ass and having someone squat over you and fart it out on your chest
Ending a wild night with a pig of a woman she asked to shit on my chest and I said no but you can give me a chocolate snowflake
by Cypdirtydirt May 18, 2022
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