Go Live Watermelon

When you publish a project that a lot of people worked very hard on you will typically want to celebrate. There are tons of bozos out there that have all kinds of allergies to different foods. But nobody on gods green earth has an allergy to watermelon.

This is where the go live watermelon comes in. If you want to celebrate without your peers going into anaphylactic shock then just pick up a go live watermelon.

Larry: Dude I really want to celebrate our project going live but I have all these damn allergies.
John: Bro no problem I can pick us up a go live watermelon.
Larry: But wait, does that like have gluten in it?
John: silence

by DudeWheresMyWatermelon April 15, 2019

imma go crazyyy

imma f**k the sh*t out you, imma go wild, we finna go craazzyyy

“imma go crazyyy lil baby, turn around”

by Bigb00tylover December 15, 2019

Going Full Holst

When you have sex while listening to The Planets Suite Op. 32 by Gustav Holst, you start waving your dick around like a conductor's baton for Mars the Bringer of War, then you rigorously eat your girl out to Venus Bringer of Peace, followed by rhythmic fistibg during Mercury the Winged Messenger and a long deep throating for the "I vow to thee my country" interlude in Jupiter, Bringer of Jolity. Then you both get up and go to the bathroom during Saturn, the bringer of old age. The action resumes during Uranus, the Magician as the girl puts on a strap on and GOES TO TOWN. Finally, by the time you hear Neptune the Mystic, you both have leg cramps and then you both jump out of bed and that's pretty much it because you both have work in the morning.

The missus and I were going full Holst last night during the Proms.

by jsizzle82 September 12, 2019

You're Going to Get It!

When you are about to get into deep trouble, you are asking for the consequences.

"The next time someone talks back to me, you're going to get it!"

by J.T. Chestnut October 9, 2019

go mommys way

Spanish slang for Go fuck yourself

Juan: Did you find that shirt in the trash?
Alonzo: Go Mommys Way!

by Joshy Drama May 14, 2018

go eat a bat

it means go take a hike or screw you bc you are a bad person bc a bat is the source of coronavirus

After Rachel cheated on me I told her to go eat a bat

by herkaj April 1, 2020

Going up stream

When a individual inserts their fist into a mans penis.

I was going up stream last night when he pissed all over my face.

by EA-Borts February 22, 2020