Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.
It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.
by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018
When a rude or objectionable customer sends their plate of food back to the kitchen with an insult to the chef and/or kitchen staff whilst being rude to the waiter or waitress, and in response the chef Hawks up phlegm or even worse before it is returned to the customer. And I think that is the worst chefs kiss
The chef was angry and so insulted by the complaining customer that they returned the plate of food with a nasty chef's kiss to the unsuspecting customer
by Richard Wagner December 10, 2024
The act of spreading your favorite dip over your partners asshole so you can have a lil snack during blowies
by Lick Moranis May 14, 2025
The name given to someone who sucks the farts out of other people’s arse to gain friends, or acting the victim in every situation to stop from said shepherds to still love their sheep
J: “I am the victim, S and L, I just wanted some friends! I am shit at fortnite, please be my friends although we have nothing in common and I am a solid 4 kiss-arse whereas you are 10’s!”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”
by megaweirdo January 22, 2019
When someone gets intoxicated. Decides to make out with the semi attractive senior citizen in the bar. Then the kiss taste like denture glue and your life is ruined.
My friend was drinking and decided to kiss the woman from across the bar. When she put her tounge in her mouth she realized it tasted like beer and super polygrip. She realized it was a poligrip kiss . My friend was never the same.
by Glenn Roberts May 24, 2023
by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018
When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
by Seal Kiss Dave May 16, 2018