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Two Urinals No Walls

When 2 urinals are present but only one can be used for a comfortable pissing experience.
i’m not going next to you there’s Two Urinals No Walls
by possyrollinuplikeits1932 November 12, 2019
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Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild
“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”
by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025
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Two flusher

When you have to flush a shit twice to get it to go down
I just took the most insane two flusher man

Oh really? One time I had to take a 3 flusher!
by Highdefkitten June 17, 2017
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two fingers up

In Britain, if the palm is turned inward it means ’fuck you.’
Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.
by Chalga database July 30, 2022
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two weeks in

a term used for fake scene kids, usually new scene kids, that no one in particular is acquainted with
his style is so gay dude, he's two weeks in
by jenessa sneva October 22, 2007
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Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”
by bentrd August 16, 2025
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two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!
They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!
by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
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