Two-Tipped Jägerbomb

When two homies insert a shot of jagermeister into their urethras (to absorb it through the bloodstream directly) then pee into the mouth of a third homie who then swallows it with a chaser of a redbull.

Last night we only had a little bit of Jägermeister left so we had to do the ole Two-Tipped Jägerbomb to make sure we all got drunk.

by Sable Muntington May 7, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

two-man harmonica

For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁

“Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”

by mazislime May 18, 2025

Type Two Suck

Type two suck is the kind of thing that you enjoy in the moment but grow to regret later.

Adam “Man that 3 last night showed me a good time but now I can’t believe I hit that”
Jonathan “I get it, that’s some textbook type two suck”

by Bigandgreedy101 May 21, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Two Two's my word

Two two's my word fam. If you catch a torontonian throwing ts into a sentence, they on god. They ain't no gerb and they AIN'T MESSING AROUND (NO NONS BROSKI).

Torontonian: Two Two's my word fam, the toronto accent is the BEST accent in the WORLD crodie.

Other dude: "Oh damn he's being fr"

by P1rsa May 22, 2025