Two fingers up

You want to suck your homies cock

You show two fingers up your homie is going to suck you off

by Kirjastorunkkari666 June 06, 2022

two fingers up

two fingers up if im fit

russel:oi!am i fit?
stacey: yea!
russel:put two fingers up then

by lilysbigfatass June 04, 2022

two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017

Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions

"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"

by AliceDHunt May 08, 2013

Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.

My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.

by The Smooth Surface July 07, 2022

Two Factor Authentication

Internet account suicide.

If you use Two Factor Authentication you have a death wish as you will never get back in if you don’t have your phone number.

by Trashmenger August 11, 2024

Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 11, 2022