Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.

Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night

by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023

Ice

Ice is a type of sugar cube but it's not made of sugar it's made water.

George: Eleanor can you get me some ice with my kool-aid?

Eleanor: yeah sure thing man.

by Heartlybunny December 16, 2023

Ice cubes

Ice cubes are a type of sugar dude but it's not made of sugar nah sucker it's made of water. It's that simple.

Georgie: Eleanor can you get my some ice cubes with my kool-aid?

Eleanor: yea sure thing man.

by Heartlybunny December 16, 2023

melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023

Spiked Horchata Ice Luge

It’s a snowball, except with a luge. And there’s extra stuff in it.

A woman who is lactating gives a blowjob to a man, while he is squeezing her nipples so the milk runs down her stomach. After he cums in her mouth, she spits it out onto her stomach. Then he laps up everything, going from tits to pussy, and eats her out.

I can’t get enough of that spiked horchata ice luge on my pregnant girlfriend.

by FFislyfe \m/ August 27, 2023

Ice Spicing

A term for discount, or thrift, shopping. When you buy an item at a discounted price, you ‘Ice Spiced’.

Let’s go ice spicing today at the mall

by SSwords23 August 31, 2023

passenger seat iced coffee queen

A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.

Did you see Ashlynn’s mom? She was awesome!

She’s a passenger seat iced coffee queen for sure.

by MamaLlama5278 September 11, 2023