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Certified Nurse's Bitch. It's a Certified Nurse's aide who works in a hospital and the nurses are having him/her do everything, including simple things, when the unit is super busy.

Generally, it's the lazy nurses who don't want to do the easy work (i.e. retrieve water for a patient)
Nurse Betty is told by a patient that she wants some water. Instead of Nurse Betty getting it, she tracks down Danny and asks him to get it. Danny tells Sheila "I'm not a Certified Nurse's Aide anymore, I'm a C.N.B!" Sheila asks "What's C.N.B.?" Danny tells her "Certified Nurses bitch!"
C.N.B. by CNA Who is a PAW May 12, 2009
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Ham n Jam 

v. To get Hammered and then to attend a Jam (Party)

Can be shorted to HJ.
1. Adam "Yo brah what are you sayin this weekend?"

Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."

2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"

Max "Im always down for a HJ"
Ham n Jam by asdkaidland May 21, 2010
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myspace bang'n book bust 

When you drunk hook up with someone and, after leaveing them the next morning without giving them your number or any contact information. Then they hunt you down on myspace, and try to contact you.
I totaly hooked up with this girl the other night, but she myspace bang'n book busted me. Now i have to explane why i never called.

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
Girl 1: Look who's that S.A.N.
Girl 2: Girl u know dats Erica's man.
S.A.N by QueenB11727 April 25, 2007

S.T.A.N.D. 

a group of anti fans for the k-pop girl group SNSD (So Nyeo Shi Dae; Girl's GEneration; and for antis: So Nyeo Shit Dae) The acronym stands for Stand til all nine disappear. Most anti fans hate snsd because of their ignorance and lack of manners upon their elders. Others hate them because of the image they give to younger children and because of plastic surgery.
"did you see snsd last night?"
"yeah, didnt they suck?"
"yup! S.T.A.N.D. FTW!"
S.T.A.N.D. by nomoresoshi May 16, 2009
B.A.N by SHYSTEE May 4, 2009