marteria

The best girl you could know. A follower of Christ, loves to love, and most importantly she is gorgeous and fly.

Why is she Marteria so damn bad.

by thehottie3210 April 4, 2024

Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.

"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."

by Z@NDER April 29, 2024

Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.

Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….

by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025

mafternooning

the group of times that are a few minutes before and after midday, but not midday itself

guy number one: "hey dude what time is it"
guy number two: "11:58"
guy number one: "its the mafternooning"

by pentagonanimates July 30, 2025

Maserati Mistrial

A notoriously-problematic luxury sports car dat was such an "injustice" to da driving world dat it should have been "laughed out of court".

Not to "judge" da Maserati Mistrial too harshly, but its level of unreliability was really "lawless", and created such a strong "contempt" among its owners dat its very existence should have been "illegal".

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

dooky masher

A plunger that is used for a toilet.
Was working on a stopped up galley sink. Did not have a plunger someone offered up a bathroom plunger. I explained I did not use dooky mashers where we wash our dishes.

Don't use the dooky masher in the kitchen sink.

by noboomboom January 14, 2010

Student Masher

A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.

I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.

by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014