The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

Vagnilla Ice

When a girlfiend or Wife leads you on to beleive you will get a sexual favor for a task but does not follow through once you complete the task.

My wife said if i cleaned her car i would get some bedroom action, but she never followed through..... "I was Vagnilla Iced Baby"

by Ronaldo the Great January 16, 2025

ice cream sandwhich

when you shit on a toilet and squish it with the seat

I just ice cream sandwhiched the other teams locker room

by justinballs February 15, 2024

Ice

usually a playboy and cheater

He is such an ice

by xxxxxsomeone February 11, 2019

Ice Blowjob

When someone gives head with ice in their mouth. It is claimed to give more penetration to the sex.

"Hey Derek ! You ever had a ice blowjob before ? No ? Here, lemme show ya ;) "

by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019

Ice Cream Man

Jizzing into an ice cream cone and making your partner eat it

“Ever wanted to try the Ice Cream Man?”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”

by muskaqueer69 June 2, 2023

ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016