Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Dementors Kiss

When you are with a partner with a hoodie on you pull their hood up over their head pulling the strings until only their mouth is exposed and you fuck said partners mouth until completion

Sandy got high and gave Bobby a Dementors Kiss for his birthday

by Solmander December 10, 2022

National kiss a fisherman day

On December 15 it’s mandatory to kiss someone who goes fishing

Bro Jenny kissed me today because I guess it’s National kiss a fisherman day

by HighVoltageOutdoors December 13, 2022

Kiss your boyfriend day

This day you got to kiss your boyfriend. It is on the 14th or December

Gf: kisses bf randomly.

Bf: oh it is kiss your boyfriend day isn't it?

by The goat yeaaa December 13, 2022

Kissing

Two horny people, scared of having sex.

They prefer to kiss because it is easier than sex

Teenager: "i kissed your mom last night...her lips are so warm"
friend: "i thought you liked kissing dudes tips"

by SHATTERING December 29, 2022

Kiss your homie day normally

On December 31, you and your homie have full permission to be each others new years kiss. Go to your closest homie and give them a kiss for good luck in the new year

Bro, it’s December 31 and my girl isn’t here

Well, it’s Kiss your homie day normally, so we might as well kiss

by Tyler Hiera December 31, 2022