The Ice Man (Tim)

The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.

It was hot out,so she hoped The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh...but he was just a melted cube of ice.

by NorrisCode July 7, 2024

The Ice Man (Tim)

The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.

On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.

by NorrisCode July 7, 2024

Breathing Ice Cubes

In the midst of difficult situations you have to close your chest and move forward with emotion

In text : 🫁🧊
In speech: I’m breathing ice cubes right now

by real_lyfe_hood_poet July 14, 2024

iced piano teachers

When you go to the online piano office hours and morning balsers appear eating iced starburst with evenings

Gang have u been. to any iced piano teachers? type shit

by funnypiano July 15, 2024

Icing the cake

To speak against a statement you know is misleading and can be easily misconstrued from actual intentions, or sounds too good to be true. Used commonly for political polishing (pc).

Person 1. As a campaign promise I will get rid of taxes on tips.

Person 2. You are trying to buy votes, and icing the cake.

by SilentlyT July 15, 2024

Icing it

a fresher take on “chillin with the boys”. When your girlfriend or whomever it concerns, requests your current state and you respond with “icing it with the bros” . Meant to be used to convey a more tenured and dedicated bond amongst the fellowship. Hence the evolution from “chillin” to “icing”

First quoted by a tiktok personality that has yet to be cited

Girlfriend: wyd where are you ?

Me: just icing it with the boys babe

by Ser Phillip the maiden fumbler July 19, 2024

Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.

“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”

by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024