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Keisha: Ohhh my god I simp for Gojo so hard
by Not from 7-7 September 28, 2021
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No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020
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Simp

Logan is a simp
by 🗿Not a simp🗿 May 16, 2020
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Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.
Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.
by CBcooper April 30, 2025
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Simp

A lot of people think its like being just obsessed with a person. But its more depressing than that.
Simp is like: when you "love" someone someone and sacrifice your life for them, be insanely obsessed. Untill you find out they were just playing with you and theyre dating others. It hurts..
-ghost(kade)
by Ghostneverlied March 10, 2021
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Simp

by A spectator November 2, 2020
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SIMP

Man, that guy is such a simp!
What’s a simp?
A sucker idolizing mediocre pussy
by Smørgerson January 18, 2023
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