A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".
Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.
by 911Jesus November 19, 2023
Get the Simon Momentmug. Used in a sentence: (John accidentally lost $100)
John: I can’t believe I lost $100, damn I just had a Karla moment
John: I can’t believe I lost $100, damn I just had a Karla moment
by The nigga who made it December 4, 2023
Get the Karla Momentmug. "You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .
by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017
Get the santa claus momentmug. by Wandering YeeHaw September 26, 2019
Get the Whip Momentmug. I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Blades,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray
UN LI MI TED
BLADE
WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chuw chuw whuu whuu doom doom kada boom boom kada boom
enemy has slain
You can edit Archer's Chant into whatever you want!
I am the porn of my sword! BTW It literally sounds like that with Japanese accent.
Unlimited blade works(remember Russian accent)
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Blades,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray
UN LI MI TED
BLADE
WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chuw chuw whuu whuu doom doom kada boom boom kada boom
enemy has slain
You can edit Archer's Chant into whatever you want!
I am the porn of my sword! BTW It literally sounds like that with Japanese accent.
Unlimited blade works(remember Russian accent)
Carl: Epic moment of animes bruh! Watch the ARCHER'S CHANT!!!
Sam: Shut up weeb i dont need to hear bullshits about your cartoon porn.
Sam: Shut up weeb i dont need to hear bullshits about your cartoon porn.
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
Get the Epic moment of animes bruh!mug. when you have a moment of stupidity, which easily could have been fixed with common sense, or pausing before speaking to think about what you're going to say.
by sxngheili December 10, 2023
Get the megh momentmug. When you unintentionally do something stupid that could have been easily prevented however you instead experience slight brain processing misfunctions that result in a ridiculous, embarrassing accident.
Person A: You're supposed to turn left
Person B: I did...
Person A: Your left not my left!
Person B: Oh.. what a dumb moment
Person B: I did...
Person A: Your left not my left!
Person B: Oh.. what a dumb moment
by Ieatgumforbreakfast July 20, 2024
Get the dumb momentmug.