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Egypt, Israel, Palestine, Jordan, Lebanon, Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Quatar, UAE, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Iran, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Turkiye

Change My Mind North Africaners and Central Asians!
by teggers162 January 25, 2023
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Middle-ground fallacy

The mistaken belief that the truth lies somewhere in between to opposing propositions.

Man "It's the women!"

Woman "It's the men!"

Sophist "Well... *Insert middle-ground fallacy*"

Hym "Wrong! I can prove it! By asking a simple question: What is the selection criteria? If it is 6ft tall (14.5%), Six figure salary (17%), 6 inch+ dick (16%) and we omit overlap and assume women are willing to settle for 1 out of the 3, we have only 47% of men who can meet the selection criteria. If THAT is what constitutes 'The best man available' (in the context of hypergamy) AND if we assume that Jordan is correct in saying that they should all just get married and start a family, What are the OTHER 53% of women supposed to do? For that to work, over HALF the women STILL have to CHANGE THEIR SELECTION CRITERIA. What then? How is that supposed to work? The women don't WANT to do it and are TOLD NOT TO BY PARENTS WHO WANT THEM TO HAVE THE BEST PARTNER AVAILABLE. The men who have overlapping qualities don't have to do it so their opinions are unlimited. And here we are...
What can men do about any of that? 'Try your best!'? 'Strife nobly into the dawn!'?Only 17% of the men CAN have jobs that pay 6 figures or more because THERE ARE A FINITE NUMBER OF JOBS THAT PAY THAT MUCH. What, do you expect them to increase the pay rate of a broader number of job to 6 figures? McDonald's cashier 100,000 a year. Then you can finally get a girlfriend. The other 2 are a roll of the dice. How is it at all men's fault? What is the selection criteria? Broadly? And that middle-ground fallacy applies to the schizophrenia thing too! It's not a matter of 'well, maybe it's a little of both'. At this point it's 'yeah, they're doing the thing they are doing and they have been doing it for years, and now I'm hyper-vigilant about it so I'm looking for it everywhere!' I don't claim to be right all of the time about it. And as a thought experiment I respond to things as though they were said to or about me. But that's not the same!"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
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middle of week weekend

A phenomenon in which school is closed for 2+ days in the middle of the week so it’s essentially a weekend in the middle of the week
I’m so glad school is closed for these past two days, it’s a middle of week weekend
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Middle yard

Something that doesn't fucking exist Sofia
Middle yards are fictional- just like unicorns
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Middle school

Did you hear that Jamie is going into middle school soon?”
“Damn, I hated middle school, It fucking sucks, hope it’s not as bad as it used to be”
by just_ur_average_lesbian March 8, 2023
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Middle School

A absolute hell hole. Where there is drama and shit on every corner. People you thought you were friends with start talking about you behind your back. Where relationships last for either 1-2 weeks or they leave you after at least 1 month and get with one of your friends and pretend like nothing happened. And there's always some gossip about someone.
Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Horrible."

Or to sugar coat it for them

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"
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MIDDEN

To be astonished or bewildered after witnessing a micro steven sized penis
I was midden after seeing his tiny penis
by Sbrockets June 8, 2023
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