Your eyes are gooood

When your eyes are very red after smoking weed

Boy1: Yo bro, your eyes are gooood rn

Boy2: Nah bro you’re baked af , Check yours in yo front camera

by Subhanzay April 12, 2019

pissy pool eye

When you think you’ve swam in a pool with too much chlorine. But it’s really piss.

Dude my eyes hurt from the pool. I had them open all day. No brah, that was piss. And now you’ve got Pissy Pool Eye.

by Eldoutaawww May 1, 2018

eyeing my bird

A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.

Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.

"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"

by Irons_In_The_Fire September 20, 2017

dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

intense eye contact

You use the eyeballs that man-kind has provided to the human race to enable intense sight to occur.

The girl had stared at the boy with an intense eye contact.

by Blueberrygurl May 4, 2018

Boston Cream Eye

The act of taking someone’s dick, after creating truffle butter, and aiming the projectile load towards that persons eye.

He was really pissing me off so I let him hit me in the ass, then quickly gave him a Boston Cream Eye.

by Brimclau123 January 28, 2020

Brown Eye Goodbye

A method of deleting someone off of social media, usually Snapchat, that first involves sending them a picture of your asshole before completely removing them from your life.

Hey man you still talk to Stephanie? Nah man she got clingy so I had to give her to brown eye goodbye

by dcook810 April 15, 2020