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lap chicken

A large woman that sits on your lap and does your billing. For 25 cents an hour
Man I really need a lap chicken
lap chicken by Lapchicken222 September 14, 2017

Dead Chicken

Having sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Aye man i fucked this bitch last night, she made me go dead chicken
Dead Chicken by BOONK_GANG March 6, 2018

Smexy chicken

A woman who is smexy and lays eggs. Especially scrambled eggs. Aka MADDIE
Woah she gave birth to a scrambled egg.
No way!! She is a smexy Chicken!!
Smexy chicken by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 10, 2019

Twerking Chicken 

On of the Specimen of the Number 15 Lore. If you see this volumptious thing in your dream it’s over.
„The twerking chicken tries to give you a boner until your balls bust“
Twerking Chicken by DannZaround April 25, 2022

the breaded chicken 

The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in
"i did the breaded chicken move and she didn't like it"

Tits on a chicken

Completely worthless, useless.
Tits on a chicken by clahck June 17, 2010