Second Banana 

This term comes from burlesque—that is, strip shows. It refers to the MALE comedians who were always part of the show, usually as presenters and commentators. The first banana was the principal comedian, and the second banana was his sidekick. They called themselves "bananas" because they were always around beautiful naked women, and therefore tended to fill their pants with "bananas"—i.e., erections!!!

Joey was the funniest second banana Bob ever had.

Second Banana by Paulkala May 23, 2024

Anna Banana 

A privileged, out of touch liberal white woman.

Anna banana bought a new pair of Prada sandals to attend a brunch to raise awareness for the unhoused.

Anna Banana by LadyPowerATL May 31, 2024

Fast Banana 

The act of consuming a banana as fast as possible in the hopes to impress friends or a love interest

Man, that new girl at the gym is so sexy, if I show her the fast banana she’ll definitely like me!

Fast Banana by BananaEnjoyer69 July 19, 2024

verbal banana peel 

This is something spoken that completely results in the person falling on their face in tremendously brilliant humiliation.

Remi informed his boss that he had an erotic dream about him. This verbal banana peel resulted in a termination and sexy results.

verbal banana peel by von groovy July 19, 2024

The Banana Cure 

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.

It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.

The Banana Cure by MenoDrive September 13, 2024

hand banana 

another term for dick...

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.

hand banana by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024

sweg banana

And abbreviation of someone will eventually get "it"

Hope is you know you're gonna have to deal with my sweg banana for that dress

sweg banana by Sweg banana November 21, 2024