Douche Dam

A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery

That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!

by Janofarc January 22, 2016

douch mover

someone who "moves douch" or pulls a "douch move"... in other words someone that fucked up bad or made an ass out of themselves.

Andrew's such a douch mover, he totally kissed my girlfriend at the party last night.

What a douch mover!

by Wachichi July 13, 2009

douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 December 31, 2007

douche paralysis

Becoming physically paralyzed by an utterly douchey remark or conversation.

Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"

Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."

by Schnitzel Procurement Manager December 24, 2024

douche skippy

a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.

my ten year old brother is a douche skippy

by thefiness November 04, 2010

douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory

God Lauren is such a douche worm.

by Jonathan T Rogers March 06, 2008

Douche-tooth

Anyone who wears a Bluetooth ear piece, and/or drives like a fun

Is by default snobby, usually wearing a suit or a flat bill hat.

"That dude just cut me off."
"Yeah, look at him, he is on the phone because he's " douche-tooth.

by Kevly😉 May 20, 2016