jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants

Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo

by Ur667 May 23, 2016

Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016

Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.

We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!

by SKacsir May 29, 2018

Victor’s Vagina

A part of the body like the Achilles’ Heel; where if a tiny injury occurs results in permanent loss of function to do any physical activities. Side effects result in addiction to Zelda and carrying 3 or more cameras at all time.

Person A: Ow, I just fell from that 1 foot drop. I think I hurt my ankle.

Person B: Looks like you fractured your Victor’s Vagina. You will be unable to do any more physical activity for your entire life.

by Clark527 August 18, 2018

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 6, 2019

sand o vagina

bitch u got sand in your vagina and it burns

oh my i got sand o vaginaa

by obmyvaginaburns March 31, 2019

The Side-Vagina

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.

I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography

by Whale Anus August 11, 2019