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whoop one's ass 

whoop one's ass: I whooped his ass for acting smart with my son.
whoop one's ass by Andy mafia April 9, 2016

Killing two tiktokers with one car 

Basically, it's a synonym related to "killing two birds with one stone", it is signified with the thought of tiktokers dancing on the street being exposed to the dangers of the real world.
Why not kill two tiktokers with one car so I can save time.
Tommy is killing two tiktokers with one car by playing games while doing his homework.

Real one 

A real one is a person that won’t turn on you. You don’t have to be related to them, but you call them family.
I can always count on him, he’s one of my real ones.
Real one by H.2_O November 27, 2017

Barefoot one sock bandit 

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.
Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

Real one 

Someone who regardless of the fact will stick by your side and help you in the simplest and most complicated situations, they drop what they doing to help you, comfort you, reassure you, and never leave your side.
“She was having a bad day at work and told Adam about it while she cried during her break. (Adam went to buy her favorite coffee without asking and dropped it off at her job and told her we’ll talk about it more later keep a smile on). A real one just knows how to make things better.
Real one by Smilewinkandrepeat March 16, 2020

having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.
Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."