rock hard boner

When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.
HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner
by CFCB7 July 01, 2014
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rock star parking

Parking inconsiderately or illegally so as to maximize one's own safety, comfort, and convenience. When parallel parking, placing one's vehicle in the center of an open space at least two vehicles long, so as to maximize the spaces between the other vehicles and one's own.
"Nice rock star parking. I could have parked on this block if you'd parked like a human, but instead I ended up two blocks down."
by Oak_23 May 10, 2006
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rock my chain

When you go out on the town, and sport your favorite necklace!
Finally got a day off, got to " rock my chain"
by Bob Osso September 20, 2016
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x 1039 rock

Stupid shitty rock that white trash poser bros listen to in the 909. Bands include Trapt, Puddle of Mudd, Limp Bizkit, and many more shitty ass bands for posers to get high to.
I hate x 1039 rock, it sucks fat dick, i wish they would play some good music for a change. 909 rules!
by george March 26, 2004
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rocks my socks

This is a sweet cheer used in girls softball to annoy the other team's pitcher. It goes to the tune of 'head, shoulders, knees, and toes.'

Most effective when shouted by the whole team, at the top of their lungs, over and over and over, until the pitcher finally walks the batter.
West Fargo Packers:

"Amy Rogers rocks my socks, rocks my socks!
She always hits the ball, she never walks, (she never wa-ha-ha-halks)
I get excited when she's in the box,
Cuz Amy Rogers rocks my socks, rocks my socks!"
(and repeat)

Pitcher: "Shut up, you fucking distracticunts! Let me pitch!"
by SchoolSaboteur April 30, 2010
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Big Fat Rock

Big Fat Rock of cocaine.
1."Yo man, I just gotta tell ya somethin..I smoke rocks!."

2.White and fat.

3. Wide eyed and tweaked.
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Rock and a hard place.

Deciding on a negative permanent situation or another negative permanent situation.
It's my wife or my girlfriend. Im stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She is taking a hard dick in the ass and a rock in the pussy. Or visa versa. A sexual fantasy position. Also known as Double penetration.
Some dicks are referred to as hard as a rock, some dicks are hard.
by Fireann Steele November 30, 2019
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